The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kessman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.