The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Kessman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.