The Phantom Flag Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Kessman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.