The Hamstring Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
87%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.