The Late Scratch Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Kessman. Kessman does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kessman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.