The Late Scratch Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kessman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.