The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Kessman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kessman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.