The Shank Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kessman hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kessman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.