The Wide Left Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“A mysterious flag erases Kessman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kessman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.