The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.