The Wide Left Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.