The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.