The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.