The Shank Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Kessman trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- The broadcast shows Kessman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.