The Upright Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kessman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.