The Snap Count Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kessman kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kessman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.