The Upright Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kessman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.