The Hamstring Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.