The Hamstring Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Kessman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kessman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.