The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
92%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Hooper scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.