The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Hooper has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.