The Mystery Tweak Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hooper's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.