The Late Scratch Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Garbage time arrives early for Mayfield: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayfield's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.