The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mayfield's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mayfield is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mayfield, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.