The Intentional Grounding Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- The play clock hits zero on Mayfield four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Mayfield will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayfield drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.