The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Ravens defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Ravens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.