The Blown Coverage Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Ravens defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ravens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.