The Pick-Six Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Roethlisberger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Roethlisberger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.