The Kneel-Down Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Every deep ball Roethlisberger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The play clock hits zero on Roethlisberger four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
72%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.