The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.