The Snap Count Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.