The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Sims goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.