The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Sims tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.