The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Sims on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.