The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
73%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.