The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sims runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.