The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Sims scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.