The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sims stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.