The Invisible Route Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.