The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Sims sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sims's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.