The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.