The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sims's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.