The Hamstring Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sims's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.