The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.