The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sims drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.