The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sims's stadium. Only over Sims.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sims gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
89%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Sims, Sims, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.