The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- The broadcast shows Sims on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sims, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.