The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Sims's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sims's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.