The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Sims finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.