The Hamstring Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Ref: "Number Sims, that's a flag." Sims: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sims is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.